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Folklore Hoaxes Poetry

The Gorbals Vampire

In September 1954, about 200 schoolchildren (some as young as 4) invaded the Southern Necropolis in the Gorbals, armed with sharpened sticks, stones, and penknives. When the police arrived, they were told that everyone was there to kill a 7ft vampire with iron teeth who had eaten two of their schoolmates.

Genuinely scared, the children patrolled the grounds looking for the vampire. The next night, another massive crowd of children scaled the walls after the gates were locked. Gravediggers, cemetery officials, and the police couldn’t keep the throngs of children out of the grounds. A journalist at the scene was begged by the children to help them: “Hiv ye come tae shoot him, Mister? Kill him sae we can sleep tonight!”.

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One of my favourite cases of mass hysteria, the whole ordeal was blamed on scary comic books, and compelled the MP for the Gorbals to introduce the Children and Young Persons (Harmful Publications) Act (http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Eliz2/3-4/28/contents) the following year.

A poem read to the children “Jenny wi the Airn Teeth”, by Alexander Anderson about a bogle that eats naughty children may also have a lot to do with it!:

“…Jenny wi’ the airn teeth,
Come an’ tak’ the bairn:

Tak’ him to your ain den,
Where the bowgie bides,
But first put baith your big teeth
In his wee plump sides;”

Jenny wi the Airn Teeth, A. Anderson
References

The Scotsman, 18th March 2016.https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/gorbals-vampire-and-monster-hunt-shook-glasgow-1480233

Scottish Poetry Library https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/jenny-wi-airn-teeth/

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Hoaxes

The Pittenweem Ripper

In October 1888, A Pittenweem boy aged 13 wrote menacing letters pretending to be Jack the Ripper (or his brother, “Rab the Beginner”) to local people saying they’d be murdered. Some took the threats seriously. The papers published the letters. He was fined £5.

I love the idea that Jack the Ripper was hiding out in Anstruther and knew that it was pronounced Anster.
References

Fife News, 22nd December 1888, pg. 6.
Fife Herald, 19th December 1888, pg. 4.
Dundee Evening Telegraph, 15th December 1888, pg. 3.

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Animals Folklore Hoaxes

The Merboy of Leith

Abt. 1770, a supposed “merboy” was caught by Newhaven oyster dredgers and was shown at Leith races, giving weight to merfolk as a “true species” i.e. not all were mer-maids. It was apparently preserved and kept in the museum of Alexander Weir of Edinburgh

a “faked” mermaid skeleton, probably made in Japan in the 18th century.
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Hoaxes Rural Life

Russian Invasion of Skye

In Jan 1881 after mistaking a satirical article for news, a Free Church minister on Skye warned that Britain was at war with Russia and that Gladstone had been arrested as a spy. Fishermen kept off the sea for fear of Russian warships. The rest of Skye laughed.

Though their name was kept out the papers, enough hints were dropped that I think the minister was Joseph Lamont, whose congregation was at Snizort.