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Tippermalloch Medicine

Tippermalloch’s Receipts, or The Poor Man’s Physician was a popular self-help book in early 1700s Scotland. Here’s some highlights from 6 chapters.

CW: gross and often cruel medicine

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DEAFNESS/EAR PAIN CURES

a fig turned inside out, or bacon, or one’s own urine inserted into the ear. Have a good sneeze. Milk, “squirted into the ear, from the breast” “Ants’ eggs and onion juice dropt in doth cure the oldest deafness”

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NOSEBLEEDS

Suction cups applied to feet. Wiggling the little finger on the side if the bleed. Icy water thrown in face at random intervals. Tie a bean/coin to bridge of nose. Cold vinegar on the scrotum. Nettles on forehead. Mints in both nostrils.

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EYE PROBLEMS

Glaucoma? pour on hot pigeons blood. Bloodshot? Pigeon blood, or egg yolks and wine mix. Jaundiced? Pour on vinegar. Inflamed or sore eyes? Apply roast apple, or goat meat, or tobacco butter. All work better if you dab nettle juice on your temples.

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KIDNEYS/BLADDER ETC.

Kidney or bladder stones: fried onions smeared on urethra, or open veins in anus, or eat as much sugar as you can, or drink burnt eggshells in turpentine. Inject warm milk directly into bladder for the pain. Eat hazelnuts before you eat meat.

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FOR PISSING

Too much/involuntary? Drink burnt hare brains and testicles, or it’s dung, or burnt snail shells, or powdered burnt mice. Can’t piss? Apply beaten radishes, or fried onions, or raw onions. “Outwardly a cow-turd does wonders” Pissing blood? Wear lead plates in pants.

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WOMEN’S DISEASES

Heavy periods? Drink nettle juice. Apply nettle poultice or sponge soaked in vinegar to “the Privaties”, or stand over a pan of boiling vinegar. “Scare” a prolapsed uterus “back up” using mice or frogs, or brandish a hot iron or foul-smelling material.

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I’ll definitely do another round of Tippermalloch Receipts in the future, but you can read the whole thing here: https://collections.nlm.nih.gov/catalog/nlm:nlmuid-2761887R-bk…

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Animals Rural Life

Waspcatching

Until the 1960s, many Highland games in Perthshire and Angus had a wasp catching competition for kids. To win the “Queen Wasp Cup” you had to catch, kill, and pin the most wasp queens to a piece of card.

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Frank Hornig https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vespulavulgaris130504.jpg

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Dick Picts

Good morning! The Pittensorn Pictish slab depicts two men fighting over a book while serpents bite them in the balls.

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Crime and Punishment

Mystery at the Old Manse

Built around 1750, the Old Manse of Kilbucho sits in a small glen between Broughton and Coulter in the Borders. In 1902, it was the scene of an unsolved mystery that left its occupants too terrified to spend another night in their home.

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A private house for over a century, in February 1902 it was owned by Misses Elizabeth (50) and Isabella (46) Hope, who lived there themselves since the death of their father 9 months previously. The Old Manse sits tucked into a hollow next to the ruins of Kilbucho Kirk.

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photo: Stuart Ramsay (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1475717922681828/posts/2872680972985509)

Apart from a few sheepfarms, the Old Manse has no real neighbours– you’d have to walk over an hour down the track in either direction to reach a village.

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The two sisters had spent the evening of the 6th of February by the fire in their bedroom and decided to turn in at around 11pm. Their habit in winter was to open the shutters before bed to make the most of the morning daylight.

On a moonless night like that one was, the two sisters’ window, illuminated by the fireplace, would have visible to any passers-by (of which there shouldn’t be *any* as they lived in the middle of nowhere!)

A little after midnight the sisters were awoken by their window panes being smashed. By their candlelight, they saw a large masked figure with a beard hacking at their window frame with an axe.

After all the panes were broken, a revolver was then pointed through the window and two shots rang out. Both bullets hit the sisters’ headboard. Scrambling out of the room, the sisters ran down the hall to kitchen.

As soon as they got there though the masked figure started breaking another window and again opened fire– the rounds thudding into an open pantry door. Barefoot and pyjamaed, Elizabeth and Isabella flung open the kitchen door and ran off into the night.

They made for the farmhouse at Mitchellhill, 400 yards down the track, and were admitted by a bemused Tom and Jemima Todd. After hearing their story, Tom woke the shepherd and the two men made for the old manse armed with sticks and lanterns.

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They found the house as the Hope sisters had left it–kitchen door open wide, glass and splintered wood on the floor. While Tom looked around the outbuildings, the shepherd ran back to the farmhouse to sound the alarm.

The shepherd returned with a posse of farmers who tried their best to track the mystery assailant. The ground was hard and they found no footprints. They assumed the gunman had headed west up the valley where there were no farms or houses, but no trace was ever found.

Police found that one drawer had been opened but nothing had been stolen. The sisters never slept in their home of over 25 years again. It was put on the market and sold within months. Isabella and Elizabeth Hope moved to Peebles where they lived for the rest of their days.

The bullets were found to be “of a small calibre” and were the only real evidence collected. The poet T.T. Kilbucho (Thomas Todd), who was the son of Tom and Jemima Todd at Mitchellhill, visited the Old Manse in the 1960s and was shown the bullet holes in the pantry door.

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The Big Salamander

In 1802, the local name for the Loch Ness Monster in Abriachan was ‘an t-salamandar mhor’ i.e. ‘The Big Salamander’

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The Battle of Cromarty

In Oct 1914, after mistaking a dolphin for a German U-boat, two British warships in the Cromarty Firth accidentally shelled the village of Jemimaville. No one was killed, but a baby almost lost a leg. She was given a silver rattle by the Navy to say sorry.

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A church without a steeple

Inveraray Church doesn’t have a steeple because someone stole it. Dismantled and stored as a precaution during WW2, the carefully numbered blocks were gone when it came time to rebuild. Only 2 blocks were ever found.

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Crime and Punishment People

Incorrigible Nancy Brown

Known as “Incorrigible Nancy”, Agnes Malloy Brown (1848-1915) was one of Scotland’s most-arrested women, racking up over 200 police court appearances in Bo’ness alone. See below for part of her rapsheet…

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a quote from Nancy as she left Bo’ness Police Court

She was sentenced up to 60 days at a time in Calton Jail for:

drunkenness
breach of peace
throwing tea at her husband
unseemly conduct
biting a woman on the face
bawling in a churchyard
assault with a floor brush…

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…smashing police station windows
throwing coal at a crowd
malicious mischief in a police cell
throwing jam-pot at husband
being prostrate in a shop doorway
“disturbing the manse”…

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“very filthy language”
being riotous in a tavern
vagrancy
theft of a jacket
breaking fishmongers window
breaking neighbours window
breaking police barracks window…

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… threatening minister’s wife
annoying the Town Clerk
climbing inside a distillery kiln
(with daughter) attacking neighbour in her own home
throwing boots at a constable’s house

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It’s hard to know Nancy’s true total appearances. She had over 200 in Bo’ness Burgh Court (Police Court) and also appeared in Linlithgow Sheriff and Edinburgh City Burgh Courts. Other contenders for the title at the time included Edinburgh’s Flora Smith, who had her 169th appearance in March 1911, and Dundee’s Ann Dolan Hall (who had an unconfirmed 232 appearances in Edinburgh City Court in March 1902).

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Jean Ford and her Landlord

When her landlord tried to evict elderly Newburgh (in Fife) woman, Jean Ford (d. 1811), she went to his house and pretended to be a witch. Waiting until she could be seen, she waved her walking stick about and made odd noises. She lived rent free until her death.

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A pernicious weed

Mr A. Young and the cannabis plant he accidentally grew in his Arbroath garden in 1933.

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